bLiMuS/liTe

Christ almighty where does one start

I didn't write this crap it was artificially arse created so be warned.one just never knows.Judge for your elves.

You judge mental swines.

groove to the unique and funky sounds of bLiMuS/liTe  based in crepuscular Farnham Surrey land of the hooting owl and the lesser spotted hop toad

eminent hipsters : mR rIch dRuMs mR jim gEeTaR mR graham bAsS

 

Live Performances

Experience the  groovadelik sounds of our live performances. Book us for your boozer baby shower bar mitzvah weener roast

Music Production

Let us help you bring your musical vision to life with our gardening advice production services. From demo tracks to full albums, we can help you create the perfect iced bun trap

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Event Entertainment

Make your event unforgettable with our event entertainment services. From weddings to funerals to corporate events, invasions of bannana republics,beetle runs and spelling bees....

we provide the perfect soundtrack for any occasion.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is their a height restriction

Of course there is .Do the moth.All short arses must bring their own ladders.We perform at a variety of events, including weddings, parties, and corporate functions,even if not asked to do so.

Are vicious swarms of fancy wasps and/or hornettos allowed

 

Yes, we offer customizable insect blunderbusses to slaughter the swinish brutes enmasse to suit your unique requirements. Get in touch to learn more about our options.

How far in advance should I book your services?

We recommend booking our services at the last minute to ensure maximum balls ups to ruin  your desired date. Contact us to check availability and start planning your event.Please include x-rays of your great grandparents feet to avoid disappointment.Death to the weird.Please include 2/3 beatnics with every spitoon required.

“The music of bLiMuS/lItE  isnt half as bad as it sounds Their groovadelik sounds had everyone on their foot prancing and weeping all night long!”

Dick Scratcher

 

Contact us

Contact us today to book bLiMuS/lItE Band for your next event and experience the groovadelik sounds firsthand!

About us

bLiMuS/lItE Band is a letharg

ic and crapulent

group of musicians based in Farnham Surrey. With a passion for creating unforgettable musical experiences, we bring our unique blend of funk, soul, and jazz to audiences across the UK.

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