bLiMuS/liTe
Christ almighty where does one start
I didn't write this crap it was artificially arse created so be warned.one just never knows.Judge for your elves.
You judge mental swines.
groove to the unique and funky sounds of bLiMuS/liTe based in crepuscular Farnham Surrey land of the hooting owl and the lesser spotted hop toad
eminent hipsters : mR rIch dRuMs mR jim gEeTaR mR graham bAsS
Live Performances
Experience the groovadelik sounds of our live performances. Book us for your boozer baby shower bar mitzvah weener roast
Music Production
Let us help you bring your musical vision to life with our gardening advice production services. From demo tracks to full albums, we can help you create the perfect iced bun trap
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Event Entertainment
Make your event unforgettable with our event entertainment services. From weddings to funerals to corporate events, invasions of bannana republics,beetle runs and spelling bees....
we provide the perfect soundtrack for any occasion.
Frequently Asked Questions
“The music of bLiMuS/lItE isnt half as bad as it sounds Their groovadelik sounds had everyone on their foot prancing and weeping all night long!”
Dick Scratcher
Contact us
Contact us today to book bLiMuS/lItE Band for your next event and experience the groovadelik sounds firsthand!
About us
bLiMuS/lItE Band is a letharg
ic and crapulent
group of musicians based in Farnham Surrey. With a passion for creating unforgettable musical experiences, we bring our unique blend of funk, soul, and jazz to audiences across the UK.
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